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My sweet lover,
As I read over the logs I realized that we spent well over 2 hours doing absolutely nothing….and had the BEST time! It was hard for me to condense it down to a “readable’ size….it was SO fun! There is NEVER a moment wastedwith you , love. Everything we do is SO intense, SO fun….SO packed with life….even if we do nothing but lay in each other’s arms! It seems like the last few days we have grown even closer and MORE comfortable with one another….I did not think it possible and yet….it is like every time we meet…we learn something new about each other and our love reaches new depths. Is it possible for a Windows user and a Mac user to ever REALLY be in love??? You bet!
Forever your Windows using wife….D
[2010/03/11 13:20] El Firecaster: Did you bring popcorn?
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmh….chips
El Firecaster: Can you just imagine all that crunching going on under us after it is over?
Vanish Firecaster laughs…..Tsssss…YOU’LL do the vacuuming.
El Firecaster: Not Fair…..*I* will not spill any!
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Mmmmh…. Bet you will?… kisses her softly.
El Firecaster: NOT if you behave!
Vanish Firecaster laughs…. Mmmh…Did I ever behave?
El Firecaster: NO! That’s my point!….. kisses him…. I can’t find the file???? I think my computer ate it!
Vanish Firecaster: Hm. What does the download manager say?
El Firecaster: He doesn’t talk to me!
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Did you download it to the default directory?
El Firecaster: I think so…which should be my desktop…..have I told you I have Vista??? RRRRRRR
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Yes, and I heard you love it.
El Firecaster: Ok…who the hell knows where it is??? Let me see….. wellll….. ok…. it is searching for it…it should be in my temp folder…but GOD only knows where that is located!
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Mmmh…. Vista, vista! Vanish Firecaster cheers.
El Firecaster: I have had to go to the deepest depths of the sea to try to figure out how to search the damn computer!
Vanish Firecaster: Quite a feat if you can’t swim.
El Firecaster: I KNOW! I AM drowning here! It is still searching! GEEZ!
Vanish Firecaster: If it were a mac, it would have found it by now. No. Actually, it would never have lost it.
El Firecaster: If it were a MAC it would be playing it and serving me popcorn and coke…..with the vacuum ready! Yes yes…. I KNOW!….hmmm… well it did not prompt me to restart the computer….but I guess we can try that and see what happens. Will you still be here when I relog in 2012?
Vanish Firecaster: Yes. But there won’t be any chips left.
El Firecaster: damn!… ok
Vanish Firecaster: You see anything OTHER than black when clicking the video button now?
El Firecaster: nope…..just black…let me download the movie again
Vanish Firecaster: Can’t you choose which folder to save it to?
El Firecaster: wellllll….usually it asks…but for some reason it just starts downloading it to that folder and does not give me a choice? I am sure there must be a way to set it in your preferences, but GOD only knows where they are located!
Vanish Firecaster: Hm….In the edit menu?
El Firecaster: I have learned to adjust MY preferences to whatever IT wants!
Vanish Firecaster: Yes. They call it ‘the windows experience’ How to get educated by your computer in three easy steps.
El Firecaster giggles… yes! I am a PROUD computer slave!
Vanish Firecaster: 1. Install Windows.
Vanish Firecaster: 2. Try to do something.
Vanish Firecaster: 3. Follow the cryptic instructions appearing on your screen.
El Firecaster: and 4. start over!
Vanish Firecaster laughs….. Mmmh.
El Firecaster: It just drives me NUTS that I can’t find anything on it! It is like it PURPOSELY hides things! It’s crazy! It is certainly NOT user friendly!
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Yes, I know. That’s why I stay from it as far as possible.
El Firecaster touches him and gives him windows cooties!
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmmmh. What are cooties? Oh wait. You told me once. Oh, no you didn’t. You told me something similar.
El Firecaster: You looked it up! I think it said it was imaginary germs!
Vanish Firecaster: Uh. Am I not allowed to?
El Firecaster touches him again….. ewwwww….you even SMELL like windows now!
Vanish Firecaster: MMmmh. How can YOU tell? You’ve got it all OVER yourself!
El Firecaster: I have anti- windows cootie spray!
Vanish Firecaster laughs.
El Firecaster sticks her tongue out at him!
Vanish Firecaster snatches it. The spray, not the tongue.
El Firecaster: hey! Give it BACK!
Vanish Firecaster laughs. You got windows, I got spray. We both got something.
Vanish Firecaster acts like that made a lot of sense.
El Firecaster laughs hard! That’s what happens when you’ve been infected with windows! You no longer make ANY sense!
Vanish Firecaster: MMmh…. Windows has encountered an unforeseen error. Makes you wonder if there are any FORESEEN errors.
El Firecaster starts searching for where he has hidden her spray! The only Foreseen one is the one that will most definitely occur BECAUSE you use it!
Vanish Firecaster: or an UNEXPECTED failure. That’s even better.
El Firecaster pokes him…searching for hard cylindrical things on his body
Vanish Firecaster: Hum…. clears throat. No, that’s NOT the spray!
El Firecaster laughs… are you sure?
El Firecaster tries to “spray” the top!
Vanish Firecaster slaps her fingers.
El Firecaster: OUCH!
Vanish Firecaster: Yeah, OUCH!
El Firecaster: That’s what happens when you steal from me!
Vanish Firecaster: MMmmh. I need to keep that in mind.
El Firecaster: yes…. I knew that wasn’t the spray any way…
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmmh. You must’ve known it quite INTIMATELY!
El Firecaster laughs hard… You could say we had a “relationship!”
Vanish Firecaster: MMmh….Not anymore.
El Firecaster: hahaahahah…why do you think I am looking for it? I am sure it is cold and lonely now! It LIKED me!
Vanish Firecaster: Awwww. Yeah, poor little bottle.
Vanish Firecaster hands it back……Empty
El Firecaster: CHEATER! El Firecaster looks at the bottle and keeps it anyway! You only THOUGHT you could break us up!
Vanish Firecaster: MMmmh…. I never dared to dream of it. Soooo….How’s your download going?
El Firecaster: ALMOST DONE
Vanish Firecaster: You know, we can watch it another time if you don’t want to now.
El Firecaster: Let’s try again tomorrow…..we have wasted all our time, now…and it is getting late.
Vanish Firecaster: Well, it’s not getting THAT late. And nothing’s wasted with you.
El Firecaster: I am downloading the link you gave me. It’s just taking a while…..says 20 minutes still!
Vanish Firecaster: Wow. Heh.
El Firecaster pokes him…I will give you more cooties and there is NO spray now!
Vanish Firecaster: Mmm…. Where did you get them from anyway? If you’re all cootie-less?
El Firecaster: well….I HAD spray…and someone USED it all…so NOW…everytime I touch the computer….I become infected! Hope you are happy!
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmmh…. Vanish Firecaster is happy.
El Firecaster pokes him! Smarty!
Vanish Firecaster laughs.…FINALLY!
El Firecaster: Is that what you wanted? For me to concede?
Vanish Firecaster: No, I just need to be called a smarty every now and then.
El Firecaster: haahahahah…smarty smarty smarty!
Vanish Firecaster: Yes, yes….thank you….That should be sufficient.
El Firecaster kisses him looking at his tie…you better watch out I could always choke you with this and blame it on windows!
Vanish Firecaster: Oh my. I can always take it off, I guess?
El Firecaster: “But officer, I was dazed! I was overcome with windows cooties and my husband used all the spray….I had no choice!”
Vanish Firecaster: The cooties made me do it!
El Firecaster nods…yep….That would fly in ANY court of law!
Vanish Firecaster: Yeah, I guess that would work. God, I love you.
El Firecaster giggles….kisses him softly. You just love me for my cooties!
Vanish Firecaster: You’re almost as full of shit as I am.
El Firecaster caresses his face softly! Yes we are aptly paired!
Vanish Firecaster: Aye. We can outsmartass them all. Whoever them is.
El Firecaster nods…YES all of THEM!…them over yonder! That must be the people in China….since I am in the US and YOU are in Germany!
Vanish Firecaster: Oh right. THEM!
El Firecaster: Tunisia perhaps!
Vanish Firecaster: Yes, probably. Hum.
El Firecaster: Zimbabwe
Vanish Firecaster: Spain.
El Firecaster: Camaroon!
Vanish Firecaster: Tsss.
El Firecaster: Trinidad and Tobago!
Vanish Firecaster: Stop blaming it all on Africans.
El Firecaster: hahaahahahah…..Argentina then! FRANCE!
Vanish Firecaster: Burkina Faso!
El Firecaster: OH MY!
El Firecaster nods that sounds GOOD!
Vanish Firecaster: Heh, their capital is Ougadougou.
El Firecaster: HAHAHAAHAHAHAH…..I always wanted to go to Ougadougou!
Vanish Firecaster: I love you, sweetness. Even if we ‘waste’ our time. It is so good to be with you.
El Firecaster: Time WITH you is never wasted……I just like to focus ON you when I am here. You are SO precious to me, love.
Vanish Firecaster: I know that. But I like to help you with your technical stuff. And it is for US, after all.
El Firecaster: My windows stuff?
Vanish Firecaster: Hum. Well, not exactlly that. But yes, some of it.
El Firecaster laughs…we will have to address it in the blog…. if it is REALLY possibly for a windows user and a Mac user to be in love???? Can they EVER find common ground?
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmmh. Well… …you’re no windows fanboi….so that helps a bit.
El Firecaster: I am an unwilling windows user!
Vanish Firecaster: Yes. DISSIDENT!
El Firecaster: I LIKED XP but Vista SUCKS! I swear it is like they hid everything important!…just to have you look for it and then ask you 400 TIMES if you REALLY want to see that! Your computer could EXPLODE if you look upon it!
Vanish Firecaster: Mmmh. There was something important?
El Firecaster: I love the way it is paranoid about everything….like….Did YOU really authorize this???? REALLY????
Vanish Firecaster laughs. Yes.
El Firecaster: YOU DID??? Are YOU sure??? Are you trying to trick me??? No really…. YOU???
Vanish Firecaster: Like EVERYTHING is bad and evil, and potentially malicious. And it would be safest if you just sat there and did nothing.
El Firecaster: I KNOW! Makes me crazy!
Vanish Firecaster: Well, you can use the calculator…Or play minesweeper. That might be safe.
El Firecaster: I can’t FIND the damn calculator!
Vanish Firecaster laughs.
El Firecaster: I am NOT kidding!
[2010/03/11 15:16] Vanish Firecaster: Then just play minesweeper.
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